I'm not usually a huge proponent of kittens, since they grow up to be cats and destroy my couch.

However, en masse these little buggers are mighty cute; so if you're having the sort of day that they might help, then consider them my gift to you ( Read more... )

Teen accused of spiking rival's drink

Thu Jun 1, 2:49 PM ET

HURST, Texas - A teenager accused of spiking a fellow theater student's drink with bleach because she wanted the lead role in a school play surrendered to authorities ( Read more... )

So ... they're penguins, right? They're, like, hip, Hispanic, Rastafarian penguins. One of whom sounds unnervingly like Robin Williams, but probably isn't.

Huh.

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Courtesy of the alluringly-named Seattle Roll, I present the following videos:

PePe Tug of War
Kumanoko Sleeping and Dreaming
... and my personal favorite, Happy Lili

(If you didn't know me better, you'd think it was something dirty, right?)

Want more? I know I do. I don't even know what this site is about, but the pictures sure get me all

Mmmmm, modest.

Okay, so I just happened to look a little closer at the Costco caskets page - I know, but it's truly fascinating. Especially the following notes:

"Due to the upcoming holiday, all casket orders placed for standard shipping after the 12 p.m. Eastern Standard Time (EST) deadline on Friday December 30, 2005 will be shipped on Tuesday January 3, 2006 ( Read more... )

Okay, so I came home early from a pre-New Year's Eve party, I've already brushed & flossed, and before I go to bed I'm going to put away the laundry. So I'm old. We knew this: I was born 47 years old. I'm only getting older.

But someone brought to said party the following snack item:

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Never mind why I was on the Costco website today. ( ... Okay, it was to look up the exact address of the 3rd Avenue Costco in Brooklyn, so the Porkpie could buy alcohol in bulk at 10 o'clock in the morning. Moving on.) Among the navigation links along the top of the page are such things as "Hardware & Outdoor," "Health & Beauty," "Jewelry, ( Read more... )